Thursday, September 13, 2012

Guess the Expletive

WARWICK, R.I. -- The case of the cussing cockatoo continues Thursday night at Warwick Municipal Court.
Lynne L. Taylor, of 51 Harris Ave., is accused of training the bird named Willy to utter an expletive followed by the word "whore" at neighbor Kathleen Melker, whose live-in boyfriend happens to be Taylor's ex-husband, Craig Fontaine.
Personally, I think the coolest thing you can teach your taking bird to say is, "HELP...THEY'VE TURNED ME INTO A PARROT!!!"

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