Friday, September 14, 2012

"Apologize to Mohammed"

*SNORT*  It's the  "Apologize to Mohammed" contest over at Blazing Cat Fur.  Give it a shot.  It's rather addictive. 

Here's mine:  I'm sorry folks keep spelling your name so many different ways.  However, I guess that's what happens when a good percentage of your followers never bothered with the most remedial form of education and remain illiterate.  Personally, I feel kind of stupid apologizing to you, because I don't think you ever existed.  If you did exist, then I'm truly sorry.  I'm truly sorry I wasn't there to bash your head with a rock when you decided it was OK to consumate your arranged marriage with a 9 year old. 

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