Heads I win...Tails I Win and You Disappear

In the re-election efforts of despot, Hugo Chavez we have the early exit polls showing this (from PJMedia):

The candidate of the “Mesa de la Unidad Democratica” (a coalition of opposition parties) …. the consulting firm Varianza has reported their exit polls show 51.3 percent for Henrique Capriles, the opposition candidate, to Hugo Chavez’ 48.06 percent.

However, Venezuela is run by an interfering, self-important, meglomaniac...so we have these results from the AP

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- Venezuela's electoral council says President Hugo Chavez has won re-election, defeating challenger Henrique Capriles.

National Electoral Council president Tibisay Lucena says that with most votes counted, Chavez had about 54 percent of the vote.

We should have threatened him with or super-secret earthquake generator.