Related Stories, Perhaps...

Pittsburgh City Council members and union leaders called today on the federal government to enact a "Second Bill of Rights" to protect the middle class.

Hey, I wonder if the above story is related to this one:

 

Water from the Pittsburgh Water Authority had the highest level of lead with 9.5 ppb.
 

You see, exposure to lead can lead to lower IQ and learning disabilities.  And, you would have to have a lower IQ and learning disabilities to suggest that a second Bill of Rights is necessary just for the Middle Class.  The Equal Protection Act makes such nonsense illegal, with good cause.

You know what?  How about another Bill of Rights for people over 6'5".  I keep bumping my head on door frames, and I'm uncomfortable in just about any seat on the planet.

Dolts.